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Hey, before you fight Casandra, you have to go over my TORN LAB COAT!!!

I am ready for a fight Pito, but on one condition. As good lab people, we must wear our lab coats (atleast) before the fight begins!!!

-gt_ameya-

casandra on Tue Feb 22 04:25:43 2011 said:


pito on Mon Feb 21 22:15:44 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 21 21:38:41 2011 said:



yup, a country singer but better and prettier than Taylor Swift :P
my gosh, pito after almost a thousand informative and thought-provoking posts here, I still have not convinced you of wearing a labcoat while working in the lab? You and your bugs are that tight, eh? Alright then, I give up....one shldn't get between a man and his bugs...:D


Prettier then Taylor Swift? I have my doubts , I am assuming he is male...

The day you convince me to wear a lab coat is the day when you wear what we talked about with the you know what to hit with and do what you know we spoke off :lol:. But even then, I am pretty sure I can beat you off and use my lab coat to tie you up. My lab coat is still strong, not much wear, no holes, maybe just some dust from hanging there.

And yes, my bugs are my best (and maybe only :rolleyes: :blink: ) friends! :D

oh finally a breakthrough...woohoo...:P so we have now managed to trace the root of your anti-lab coat bias, pito...it's your unhealthy attachment to your bugs- your best and only friends...no wonder you can't leave work and go back home without them.

But never fear, you have new friends here (regardless of our lab coat wearing and non-wearing preferences)....firstly, you've got me, Casey, the runaway model and singer who's even prettier than the allegedly male Taylor Swift...and then my dearest partner in crime, dr Hobs, the OP who has sneakily avoided declaring his preference either way from the start, and Maddie, of course who's now either en vacances or doing stuff to her bones...and there's LaRa too, the rebel with her tie dye lab coat...Ameya who finally agreed that this is a joke thread...and if you want more, let's not forget my thousands of friends in fb ;)...and as long as you don't tie us up and whip us with your strong and dusty lab coat, then we can be much better friends than your bugs...so how about it, pito?


allegedly male Taylor Swift? I could understand they say that lady gaga is male, but Taylor Swift, nha.
I'll have to look up that casey figure. Is it Casey James? You think he is hot? WOW he looks weird to me.
Or are you talking about casey Donovan? (if so, isnt he a bit too young for you?)


Eum, I dont know.. I do like my microscopic friends.. I mean: they can produce so many things for me.. They make antibiotics, wine, beer, cheese, bread (pastery in general), they protect me from burglars by killing them before they even reach me, ... I mean: I have my doubts... I dont think I would want to trade them for all the money in the world..

So you admit being a facebookjunk? eum :rolleyes:
If I had to add all my microscopic friends to facebook... I would have so many friends.. I would single handedly make facebook crash...

-pito-

gt_ameya on Tue Feb 22 06:16:32 2011 said:


Hey, before you fight Casandra, you have to go over my TORN LAB COAT!!!

I am ready for a fight Pito, but on one condition. As good lab people, we must wear our lab coats (atleast) before the fight begins!!!


So you are thinking of some hollywood scenario where the ones that are going to fight take out there jacket.. or like in a boxing game.. where you have an entrance with a coat that you then pull off... or maybe an entrance without a coat like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJPesST-skg&feature=player_embedded#at=21

-pito-

pito on Tue Feb 22 08:36:29 2011 said:


So you admit being a facebookjunk? eum :rolleyes:
If I had to add all my microscopic friends to facebook... I would have so many friends.. I would single handedly make facebook crash...

ppfftt...there's only one casey here in bioforum.....so your bug "friends"...you give them names? :D

-casandra-

Oh come ooon you guys, I take ONE day of holiday and there are like 100 posts when I come back?? :blink:

My dear Cassandra, we can't compete with his bugs obviously. He just doesn't know what he is missing :rolleyes: otherwise...bleach would become his new best friend :D

-Maddie-

casandra on Tue Feb 22 15:39:57 2011 said:


pito on Tue Feb 22 08:36:29 2011 said:


So you admit being a facebookjunk? eum :rolleyes:
If I had to add all my microscopic friends to facebook... I would have so many friends.. I would single handedly make facebook crash...

ppfftt...there's only one casey here in bioforum.....so your bug "friends"...you give them names? :D

Off course they have names!
All of them!!!!
They are btw checking this messages too at the moment and some of them are not to happy about you and what Maddie wrote (the bleach part). I really had to convince them to stay home and not go to canada to get you and make you ill.. Some of them are airborne and they were standing ready to take off!! I managed to to pursue them with some nice glucose candy.
You are lucky this time..... just this time....


I dont get it, casey, the country singer is active on bioforum? Or is casey a nickname for casandra too?

-pito-

pito on Tue Feb 22 19:49:36 2011 said:


casandra on Tue Feb 22 15:39:57 2011 said:


pito on Tue Feb 22 08:36:29 2011 said:


So you admit being a facebookjunk? eum :rolleyes:
If I had to add all my microscopic friends to facebook... I would have so many friends.. I would single handedly make facebook crash...

ppfftt...there's only one casey here in bioforum.....so your bug "friends"...you give them names? :D

Off course they have names!
All of them!!!!
They are btw checking this messages too at the moment and some of them are not to happy about you and what Maddie wrote (the bleach part). I really had to convince them to stay home and not go to canada to get you and make you ill.. Some of them are airborne and they were standing ready to take off!! I managed to to pursue them with some nice glucose candy.
You are lucky this time..... just this time....


I dont get it, casey, the country singer is active on bioforum? Or is casey a nickname for casandra too?

:wacko:....for someone who insists that he names all his bug friends and can't even remember one nickname? Shame on you, pito....and your bugs won't survive the frigid arctic temps here...ppfftt...better send them to the mediterranean...where it will be nice and roasty......and bleach? That's a real good one, Maddie...or better, Mr Clean.....:lol:...

-casandra-

casandra on Tue Feb 22 21:24:34 2011 said:


pito on Tue Feb 22 19:49:36 2011 said:


casandra on Tue Feb 22 15:39:57 2011 said:


pito on Tue Feb 22 08:36:29 2011 said:


So you admit being a facebookjunk? eum :rolleyes:
If I had to add all my microscopic friends to facebook... I would have so many friends.. I would single handedly make facebook crash...

ppfftt...there's only one casey here in bioforum.....so your bug "friends"...you give them names? :D

Off course they have names!
All of them!!!!
They are btw checking this messages too at the moment and some of them are not to happy about you and what Maddie wrote (the bleach part). I really had to convince them to stay home and not go to canada to get you and make you ill.. Some of them are airborne and they were standing ready to take off!! I managed to to pursue them with some nice glucose candy.
You are lucky this time..... just this time....


I dont get it, casey, the country singer is active on bioforum? Or is casey a nickname for casandra too?

:wacko:....for someone who insists that he names all his bug friends and can't even remember one nickname? Shame on you, pito....and your bugs won't survive the frigid arctic temps here...ppfftt...better send them to the mediterranean...where it will be nice and roasty......and bleach? That's a real good one, Maddie...or better, Mr Clean.....:lol:...

I have no idea who's nick it is.. I have never heard of it.. untill you mentioned it really... And if I did read it somewhere I must have forgotten it.
Oh well, I cant remember everything.... remembering all the names of my friend bugs is hard enough allready.... :D

oh yes, they will survive the artic temps.. I have some specially adapted bugs.... I have all sorts of them...
Mr Clean: ah, I laugh at Mr. Clean.. my bugs eat 100% HCl for breakfast! I have grown them, adapted them.. they can survive almost anything now!

-pito-

pito on Tue Feb 22 22:12:23 2011 said:



I have no idea who's nick it is.. I have never heard of it.. untill you mentioned it really... And if I did read it somewhere I must have forgotten it.
Oh well, I cant remember everything.... remembering all the names of my friend bugs is hard enough allready.... :D


excuses, excuses...you don't need to be a rocket microbiologist to figure out whose nick was that...:wacko:...but the failing memory, I can accept....:P


oh yes, they will survive the artic temps.. I have some specially adapted bugs.... I have all sorts of them...
Mr Clean: ah, I laugh at Mr. Clean.. my bugs eat 100% HCl for breakfast! I have grown them, adapted them.. they can survive almost anything now!


survive almost anything? ppfftt... even Mr Clean doesn't think so....:D

-casandra-

casandra on Wed Feb 23 04:36:22 2011 said:


pito on Tue Feb 22 22:12:23 2011 said:



I have no idea who's nick it is.. I have never heard of it.. untill you mentioned it really... And if I did read it somewhere I must have forgotten it.
Oh well, I cant remember everything.... remembering all the names of my friend bugs is hard enough allready.... :D


excuses, excuses...you don't need to be a rocket microbiologist to figure out whose nick was that...:wacko:...but the failing memory, I can accept....:P


oh yes, they will survive the artic temps.. I have some specially adapted bugs.... I have all sorts of them...
Mr Clean: ah, I laugh at Mr. Clean.. my bugs eat 100% HCl for breakfast! I have grown them, adapted them.. they can survive almost anything now!


survive almost anything? ppfftt... even Mr Clean doesn't think so....:D


Nick names can be used for so many people and they can be so strange.. I mean, it could be anyone.... it could be Dr H for all I know, maybe he likes the country music from Casey... I dont know.. I once knew a guy who had the name Nick and his nickname was: Francine.. I mean... there are so many nicknames and god knows why they even have that particular one.


Mr Clean is nothing compared with my bugs.. mr Clean sh*ts his pants when he gets a bit dirty and when my bugs attack its more then just getting dirty...... oh boy.. he well run away scared like hell...
I have some specially adapted bugs from Chuck Norris and they will whip mr Clean clean.. (see the joke, cleaning out mr Clean.. :lol: I am good, arent I? B) )


(its a bad joke, isnt it? crap :blink: :lol: )

-pito-
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