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pito on Wed Feb 23 07:42:15 2011 said:


Nick names can be used for so many people and they can be so strange.. I mean, it could be anyone.... it could be Dr H for all I know, maybe he likes the country music from Casey... I dont know.. I once knew a guy who had the name Nick and his nickname was: Francine.. I mean... there are so many nicknames and god knows why they even have that particular one.


Mr Clean is nothing compared with my bugs.. mr Clean sh*ts his pants when he gets a bit dirty and when my bugs attack its more then just getting dirty...... oh boy.. he well run away scared like hell...
I have some specially adapted bugs from Chuck Norris and they will whip mr Clean clean.. (see the joke, cleaning out mr Clean.. :lol: I am good, arent I? B) )


(its a bad joke, isnt it? crap)

pito, read my eyes :wacko:...and you're drinking too much coffee (or something else)...and noone dares malign our dearest Mr Clean....he may be too "white" but he does the job...plus you're too much in love with your bugs....have you ever considered going into ...therapy? :lol:...but I only accept cash...

-casandra-

casandra on Wed Feb 23 16:32:47 2011 said:


pito on Wed Feb 23 07:42:15 2011 said:


Nick names can be used for so many people and they can be so strange.. I mean, it could be anyone.... it could be Dr H for all I know, maybe he likes the country music from Casey... I dont know.. I once knew a guy who had the name Nick and his nickname was: Francine.. I mean... there are so many nicknames and god knows why they even have that particular one.


Mr Clean is nothing compared with my bugs.. mr Clean sh*ts his pants when he gets a bit dirty and when my bugs attack its more then just getting dirty...... oh boy.. he well run away scared like hell...
I have some specially adapted bugs from Chuck Norris and they will whip mr Clean clean.. (see the joke, cleaning out mr Clean.. :lol: I am good, arent I? B) )


(its a bad joke, isnt it? crap)

pito, read my eyes :wacko:...and you're drinking too much coffee (or something else)...and noone dares malign our dearest Mr Clean....he may be too "white" but he does the job...plus you're too much in love with your bugs....have you ever considered going into ...therapy? :lol:...but I only accept cash...


I know who casey is, well I think I know :rolleyes: Or maybe I am just not smart enough to figure it out? Who knows.....or maybe I am just fooling around.... who knows? I for sure dont.... :lol:

Mr. Clean.. pfff he is nothing.. if needed I call my dear friend Mr T and he will kick Mr clean his ass...

therapy? For what? to hear I am great? greater than all of you? Nha, I know that allready :rolleyes: :lol:

BTW one of my brothers is a psychologist.. so I can get therapy anytime and my other brother is a sociologist.. so no thanks.. no need to get more therapy, being with them is enough therapy as it is.

and mr clean? PFFFF there is nothing some "brown soap" wont get rid off.. no need for mr clean here.

and who said mr clean is too white? He looks dirty.. and that for a mister "clean"... pfff you can have him, no dirty people in my house (except me off course).




PS. coffee ? Bheik! I drank that maybe twice in my entire life... I dont like it.

-pito-

This lady will do the job too:



or these, if it's a major problem with all these "friends":



:P

-hobglobin-

hobglobin on Wed Feb 23 17:08:37 2011 said:


This lady will do the job too:



or these, if it's a major problem with all these "friends":



:P

:lol:....great idea....but if we toss pito's street clothes in, then he would be parading again in his boxers....many girls would be entertained then...;)...

-casandra-

hobglobin on Wed Feb 23 17:08:37 2011 said:


This lady will do the job too:



or these, if it's a major problem with all these "friends":



:P


Eum I see.....

we are getting hostile here...

I believe its time you guys should start wearing nice suits like this:


And I am going to make a phone call to some of my other friends, my viral friends.... and while I am doing that, I might even check in with my parasitic, but non viral nor bacterial friends... too bad they always seem to vanish after a while when I invite them over.. untill a few days later I notice they took it a bit to literal when I said mi casa es su casa.... I really should stop telling them that my body is my temple.
But no harm done... but for you guys... oh yes..... be afraid, very afraid..

the phone is ringing by the way...

-pito-

;)

-hobglobin-

and this could be happening...to some of pito's pet bugs: :P

-casandra-

casandra on Thu Feb 24 11:24:39 2011 said:


and this could be happening...to some of pito's pet bugs: :P




Oh yes, this allready happening: my bugs have allready created the alliance of "superbugs" with me as their leader and helper in the outside world. They have formed a task force that is controlling all the essential genes needed for survival....

There will be a time that my bugs will protest against you guys and then this will happen:

-pito-

Sounds like Toxoplasma gondii or is it more a Dicrocoelium type? :P

-hobglobin-

Infected men tended to have lower levels of intelligence, superego strength and novelty-seeking, while infected women exhibited higher levels of intelligence, superego strength and warmth.


:blink: oh guys, I want some :D

But...seriously??

-Maddie-
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