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nightingale on Mar 2 2010, 07:08 PM said:

What if we had scientific writers who would write our publications for us (for free of course)?


REALLY,,, WHAT IF ??? <_< :ph34r:



Oh Gosh, there is a conspiration that I am not aware of :) :P

-Maddie-

Sree80 on Apr 9 2010, 08:57 AM said:

Maddie on Mar 2 2010, 08:11 AM said:

What if we had an android robot who would do all the lab work, including extractions, make and run a gel, etc..

What if we had scientific writers who would write our publications for us (for free of course)?



you loose your job. ha haha they will hire the robots that works 24hr



ohhh but they need someone to program them :ph34r:
Darn, I'm really bad with computers...

WHAT if I was GREAT with computers? <_<

-Maddie-

what if we can read the minds of people around us ????

-nightingale-

:D Maddie

-nightingale-

nightingale on Jul 6 2010, 01:22 PM said:

what if we can read the minds of people around us ????


You sure you want to know? ;)
I sure don't :D

-Maddie-

hahahaha :D

mmm, will rethink it :D ;)

-nightingale-

hey Maddie

do you know this program called scigen??

http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/


might be useful sometimes... :D

-toejam-

U should have given me this link last week, TJ. I would have submitted one as my graduation paper. :P

-Doki-

Oh this is too funny. I am sending articles to my colleagues congratulating them for such nice papers :(
I wish they had molecular biology ones.

-Maddie-

Gosh I need to stop playing with that toy and go back to work :(

-Maddie-
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