top ten lies by grad students - (Jan/26/2009 )

29. I will complete my PhD in less than three years

HomeBrew on Feb 13 2009, 04:56 AM said:

this is a really good one

Minnie Mouse on Feb 16 2009, 12:50 PM said:

30. i read papers when i am waiting for the next procedure

Nrelo on Mar 7 2009, 01:39 PM said:

too true i kid myself of that all the time!

27. Oh, I just wanted to give a chance to others to top.
(Actually, I have given a chance to rest of all to top, by being at bottom.)

28. I had really a little to get this done.
(Only I had done is not slept for last three nights)

29. My PhD program does not demand much time from me, that's why I got involved in the student union.

30. I'm as motivated as in the beginning.

31. Writing together the thesis will be the easier part and completed quite fast.

32. Now that I've figured out my mistake I'll finish this part of my work in no time.

33. At least I'm not such a loser as that nameless guy from PhD comics.

34. I will present this data in next lab meeting.

35. I don't like to work with girls in my project.

36. Better and higher education results in better and higher paid jobs.