This one is horrible - you asked for it! (Mar/21/2010 )

pito on Mar 24 2010, 06:18 AM said:

welcome to our sarcastic club, pito...

and yup, if it were my life, I'd keep the talking frog cos Prince Charming is soo overrated and he could be evil too (just ask Shrek)...

.... in the original version, it was actually a nerd (male, of course) who found the beautiful princess frog....and his line was,"I'm a nerd so I don't have time for women...which of course truthfully he shld have said instead, "women don't like me...but a talking, grovelling frog...that's soo cool...." or I might as well modify it once again to- "a talking frog would be impress all the ladies" .....so I just reversed the sexes....so which version do your prefer (and in accordance with your life)... ....take care, dude....

casandra on Mar 24 2010, 01:30 PM said:

I guess you reversed the sexes because the chance to get a princess out of a frog is so much lower than getting a prince...I wonder why...

hobglobin on Mar 24 2010, 05:16 PM said:

I reversed the sexes bec once again even with classic nerd jokes..it's always about guys..and what revolves around guys, no matter how dorky they are...and I'm betting a guy will definitely kiss a frog but a girl wouldn't be able to decide immediately until the frog dies of old age.....

casandra on Mar 24 2010, 10:22 PM said:

I think it depends on how pretty the girl is

pito on Mar 25 2010, 08:34 AM said:

....don't you know that a girl is always pretty....and speaking of frogs...I mean ducks and bars, this always cracks me up (bracing myself for a snappy comeback from you, pito...):

"A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any duck food. The bartender says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back and asks the bartender if he has any duck food, the bartender says no, and the duck leaves.

On the third day the duck walks in an is about to ask, when the bartender yells "If you ask me for duck food, I'll nail your feet to the bar" The duck says nothing and leaves. The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender "got any nails?" to which the bartender answers "no". "In that case" the duck says "got any duck food?"

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Héhé thats a good one.

btw if girls are always pretty then why do girls always ask questions like: does my ass look big in this? tell me honestly.... I mean: no matter what you say, you are fucked up anyway

A guy can tell a girl she looks pretty and still get stuff trown at his head because she thinks she is not pretty

pito on Mar 25 2010, 09:02 AM said:

Do I detect a lot of frustration there, pito? ....no matter how hard you try, you will never solve that "I don't know what this woman wants from me" problem...unless you become a mind reader....but don't you like a mystery? Btw, if a girl asks you that quintessential question of "does my ass look big in this?", you shld always go with, "you'd look good in whatever you wear" and then she'd suspect you're up to something no good....

casandra on Mar 25 2010, 03:08 PM said:

Indeed, like you said: always tell them they look good and then they start yelling at you that you are lying or whatever.. lol
And when you are honest and tell them their ass looks fat , then they are mad too... go figure

I am always up to something evil.....

pito on Mar 25 2010, 10:43 AM said:

and they are most probably right

but can you blame them? my gosh.. how can you be this cruel??

how evil?

You think so?
Yeah you are right.... meaning they dont look pretty... meaning you were wrong when stating all girl look pretty...

Cruel? By just telling the truth and only the truth? It is what they ask you: does my ass look fat is this, and plz be honest.....

So yeah, I am honest... if I tell it looks good, then I am a liar, if I tell the truth then they are angry for telling the truth...

You cant imagine...