Cloning Jokes - (Jul/02/2008 )

Here are some I picked up on the net (ok.. no original thinking on my part ) :

1. Results of the Washington Post Style Invitational, in which readers were asked to come up with intriguing questions to be considered by President Clinton's special commission to study the moral and practical effects of cloning:

If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V or Henry IV Jr. or wait, Henry IV part II?

Would there be a market for genetic "factory seconds" and "irregulars"?

Are the Pope and his clone both infallible?
What if they disagree about something?

Would it be ethical to dig up the remains of our founding fathers, create clones from the bone cells, and place them in a theme park called Clonial Williamsburg?

2. Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

3. What do you get when you cross a potato with a sponge?
I don't know, but it sure holds a lot of gravy.

4. The answer to cardiovascular genetics

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like. It is speaking English that kills you.

5. Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

6. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

7.One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

8. Q: What did one lab rat say to the other?
A: "I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.

9. It has been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.

All these and more at http://www.juliantrubin.com/sciencejokes.html

I like the English one and the research cause cancer in lab rats....
i laugh till my tears roll down fr my face.

[quote name='smartsunny' date='Jul 2 2008, 08:04 AM' post='141885']
Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like. It is speaking English that kills you.