Men Are Just Happier People - and here's why (May/12/2007 )

Good one, ahmad.

Do we need so many reasons to be happy?

ye, you men are really lucky
there 're more other criteria than what you mentioned
women's life is more difficult

Hi Ahmad, I wonder if the statements you made are based on empirical evidence or just plain hearsay.

Perhaps most of what you wrote were true but would you have us women any other way? If this were so then…

-who would carry your child for 9 months and go through a period of morning sickness, mood swings, bloating, back ache, displaced internal organs, medical procedures and the duck walk while still keeping a full-time job;

-who would humor you with tales of being duped by the mechanic and not knowing a bolt from a nut nor about which way a jar should be opened;

-who would teach you the importance of sanitation and good hygiene if you think that the whole world is a toilet, the best of which are in the gas stations and if you bring only one piece of clothing on a five-day trip;

-who would emphasize the value of safety when you substitute grooming implements with a knife;

-who would make you appreciate the importance of change…in color, in hairstyle, in shoes, in names;

- who would hone your talent for perpetual preparedness since you don’t know how we’d react nor what we will say or do from one minute to the next;

-who would show you the finer points of elocution i.e. that a word can be more than two syllables and a sentence more than two words and a conversation more than 30 s;

-and finally, who would still accept and love you for all the dominating, condescending, insensitive or clueless cave men that most men truly are?

I rest my case.


feeling so much happier after the rant,

casandra

Hi Ahmad, I wonder if the statements you made are based on empirical evidence or just plain hearsay.

Perhaps most of what you wrote were true but would you have us women any other way? If this were so then…

-who would carry your child for 9 months and go through a period of morning sickness, mood swings, bloating, back ache, displaced internal organs, medical procedures and the duck walk while still keeping a full-time job;

-who would humor you with tales of being duped by the mechanic and not knowing a bolt from a nut nor about which way a jar should be opened;

-who would teach you the importance of sanitation and good hygiene if you think that the whole world is a toilet, the best of which are in the gas stations and if you bring only one piece of clothing on a five-day trip;

-who would emphasize the value of safety when you substitute grooming implements with a knife;

-who would make you appreciate the importance of change…in color, in hairstyle, in shoes, in names;

- who would hone your talent for perpetual preparedness since you don’t know how we’d react nor what we will say or do from one minute to the next;

-who would show you the finer points of elocution i.e. that a word can be more than two syllables and a sentence more than two words and a conversation more than 30 s;

-and finally, who would still accept and love you for all the dominating, condescending, insensitive or clueless cave men that most men truly are?

I rest my case.


feeling so much happier after the rant,

casandra

a perfect demonstration of the sexes
ahmad lists a bunch of things which make men happy
casandra lists a buch of ways women affect men (ie not a list of things which make women happy on their own)

MEN ARE HAPPY JUST BECAUSE WOMENS ARE PERFECT