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casandra on Aug 27 2009, 07:57 PM said:

hobglobin on Aug 27 2009, 01:46 PM said:

can you please translate this for us, non-geeks...;) :P..Larry, le love-sick lab rat....a more apt title....


Quite easy: \"Would you like to see my etchings?\" :P


and Lisa's reply: \frac{1}{2}(\cos(ax-bx)-\cos(ax+bx))-\frac{k}{2}(\cos(ax+bx)+\cos(ax-bx))=-1
translation: You pervert!!!!

:P :P

There must be a miscalculation :P ...

-hobglobin-

hobglobin on Aug 27 2009, 03:44 PM said:

casandra on Aug 27 2009, 07:57 PM said:

hobglobin on Aug 27 2009, 01:46 PM said:

can you please translate this for us, non-geeks...B) :P..Larry, le love-sick lab rat....a more apt title....


Quite easy: \"Would you like to see my etchings?\" :P


and Lisa's reply: \frac{1}{2}(\cos(ax-bx)-\cos(ax+bx))-\frac{k}{2}(\cos(ax+bx)+\cos(ax-bx))=-1
translation: You pervert!!!!

:lol: :lol:

There must be a miscalculation :P ...

yup, how typical for a lab animal to miscalculate...why don't you train it first how to use a calculator....:lol:...

-casandra-

what about names...names...names....


THIS one is hilarious.....

-casandra-

.... almost fell off my chair reading this: <_<


"The body consists of three parts – the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five – a, e, i, o and u.” – Science test essay by an 11-year-old

-casandra-

casandra on Sep 4 2009, 04:02 AM said:

what about names...names...names....


THIS one is hilarious.....



Similar but more serious is this one from wikipedia

-hobglobin-

And here a great list about animal and plant names, unusual and funny ones such as


<*>Provocator Watson, 1882 (snail)
<*>Problema Skinner & Williams, 1924 (skipper)
<*>Darthvaderum Hunt, 1996 (mite)
<*>Ichabodcraniosaurus Novacek, 1996 (dinosaur; originally found without a head - a head was found later, but no one is sure whether it's the correct head)
<*>Chaos chaos Linnaeus, 1767 (amoeba)
<*>Oedipus complex (salamander; now in genus Oedipina)
<*>Erechthias beeblebroxi Robinson & Nelson, 1993 (tineid moth with false head; after Zaphod Beeblebrox, character from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" with two heads)

...and many more ^_^

-hobglobin-

but it doesn't have color and pictures...esp the SR one....^_^...nice that you're back here again, dr H....

-casandra-

Isn't it a word and not a cartoon thread? And in the name lists are many SR ones.... ^_^

-hobglobin-

^_^...and those are the best ones....and the pictures are for enhancement.....

-casandra-

Then there was the new fossil snake genus (if that's not too tortured English) found in the Riversleigh limestone deposits in outback Queensland named Montypythonoides.
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-swanny-
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